I was swinging by a local convenience store today, one I normally do not frequent when I overheard one side to a brilliant conversation. – I’ll set the stage for you.
MORNING. INT. CIRCLE K –
Handsome and talented man (Ryan) enters store and proceeds the fountain drink section. The clerk is behind the counter, on her cell phone and ringing up customers.
So what did the doctor get for you?
Shit, fuck that shit. You gotta put some crème on that shit and just lay in bed wit’ yo’ legs spread and air that shit out.
Naw, bitch, lissen to me, I had that shit once, it was all white and sticky down there and shit, you gotta just lay there, put the crème’ down there and stay there and let it work, that shit will work better than any shit that doctor says.